In a world where the skies are perpetually shrouded in aluminum foil, we're not just talking about any old prophets. Our team of expert aluminum prophets will guide you through the intricacies of tin foil hat etiquette, the art of gazing at clouds, and the science of making the world's most epic paperclip fortresses.
Learn the basics of being an aluminum prophet in our comprehensive guide, covering the history of aluminum, its spiritual significance, and the best uses for a well-placed aluminum foil hat.